She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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