bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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