My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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