Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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