i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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