The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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