My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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