Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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