But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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