i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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