If that was your dad, he is hot
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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