He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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