He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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