I smell stomach acid.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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