if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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