I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Your penis caused this!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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