i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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