Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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