Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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