We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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