Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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