i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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