Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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