We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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Goodbee
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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