It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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