You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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