.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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