rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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