i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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