U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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