Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
