how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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