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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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