if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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