This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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