I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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