we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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