he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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