Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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