I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Randomize
