Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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