Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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