I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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