He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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