Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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