She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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