Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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