their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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