I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
