Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
