mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Randomize