Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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