if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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