Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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